An offbeat odyssey into the world of dead shopping malls, fast food secret menus, and basement beauty pageants.

SECRET MENU BEAUTY PAGEANT is currently playing in film festivals worldwide.

Created by
Frankie Campisano

Written & Directed by
Frankie Campisano & SG Egan

Produced by
Steve Autore
Carson Bailey
Frankie Campisano
SG Egan

Executive Producers
Frankie Campisano
SG Egan
Jordan Sarf

Associate Producer
Franklin Kramer

Director of Photography
Steve Autore

Editor
Frankie Campisano

Sound Editing & Design
SG Egan
Frankie Campisano

Original Music & Foley by
SG Egan

CAST

Clover / Narrator #1
David Elliot

Clementine / Narrator #2
Janice Lynn Sykes

Clarence / Narrator #3
Fred Harris

Wolfman Vic
Sam Thor

Dracula Judge
Oliver Misra

Witch Judge
Katie Kapp

Milk Shakespeare / Reporter
John McCabe

Cherie Berry
Gabbi Robertson

Weird Toes Rithka
Sara Laskey

Corn Dog Kids Meal Reggie
Erik Kemp

Bobby Bikini
Tristian Sanders

Delores Richards
Alyssa Wise

Jessica ‘n’ Such
Rivers Cassedy

Eddie / Frankenstein Mask
Gary Alexis

Rhonda
Ronnie Toone

Dr. Gummibear
Grace Minton

Rag Doll Mask / Reporter
Maddy Burgess

Mummy Mask / Reporter
Lauren Dathe

Black Cat Mask
Tory Schafer

Pumpkin Mask
Margaret Ivy Johnston

Baby Daddy
Steve Autore

Baby Mommy
Miranda Romano

Dingus Mask
SG Egan

Droopy Mask
Frankie Campisano

Devil Mask Narrator
Evan Burdett

CREW

1st Assistant Director
Carson Bailey

2nd Assistant Director
Ronnie Toone

Gaffer
Franklin Kramer

Production Design
Amalia Vavala

Casting by
Frankie Campisano
SG Egan
Steve Autore

Hair & Make-Up
Miranda Romano

Wardrobe by
SG Egan
Amalia Vavala
Frankie Campisano

1st Assistant Camera
Evan Burdett

2nd Assistant Camera
Katie Laurence

2nd Unit Camera Operator
Ryan Campbell

Script Supervisors
Paige Chestler
Ronnie Toone
Miranda Romano

Assistant Editors
Steve Autore
Miranda Romano
SG Egan

BTS Videographer
Nicole Carlton

BTS Photographer
Katerina Anderson

Production Assistants
Maddy Burgess
Lauren Dathe
Margaret Ivy Johnston
Katie Kapp
Grace Minton
Oliver Misra
Sam Porozok
Gabbi Robertson
Tory Schafer
Sarina Smith
Alyssa Wise

”Secret Menu Beauty Pageant Song”
Performed by Steve Autore
Produced by SG Egan
Written by Steve Autore, Frankie Campisano & SG Egan

Featuring Original Work by Idano Art

Puppets by SG Egan

Additional footage licensed from iStock by Getty Images.

Made possible with support from the Elon Alumni Production Fund.